Journal Entry # 27- Life in Santa Elena

10 August 2002

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Casa Rodriguez

 

We managed to rent a house for 5 weeks, with hot showers, a full kitchen, two bedrooms, and a phone for the grand whopping total of $210.  The funny thing is that we thought that we were just renting a cabin/guesthouse from the Pension Tucan, a hotel run by Carlos and Maria Rodriguez, only to find out that we were actually renting their house.  They and their two daughters moved into the hotel during our stay so that they could cash in.

 

 

The result was that we got to live in true Tico style, complete with family pictures on the walls and roosters crowing around us all day, every day (frickin' roosters...).  We were also about a 30 minute walk from town, which meant that we were the only gringos within a few kilometers, which was kind of nice... after all, gringos are gringos.

 

The little things

 

In keeping with our long standing tradition of listing the little things about the areas that we've been living in (ok, so we only have one other entry like this, but we're keeping our tradition and you can't stop us) here's a few tidbits.

Awesome pineapple!

  • Pinas mas barratas! - I love me some pineapple, and in Costa Rica, you can get big whopping ones for about seventy-five cents.  I was in heaven.
  • Salsa Lizano - They had this green sauce, flavored a little bit like curry, that was the bomb!  It went well on the rice and beans that came with every single meal.  I'm thinking that we get exclusive distribution rights in the states, repackage it as a gourmet sauce...  who wants to be a millionaire?
  • Still no TP in the pooper - I think we are starting to see a trend emerge in Central and South America.  Just like Guatemala, throwing your used TP into the commode will earn you a full morning of cleaning up the bathroom floor.  Fortunately, we've only had to experience this vicariously through others who didn't know the "No TP" rule.
  • Rice and Beans and Rice and Beans and Rice and Beans - Enough said.
  • Fried Plantains - These were awesome!  Plantains are like big bananas, although they are not very sweet, until you cook 'em.  We usually got them with breakfast...  yummmm.
  • Water from the Tap is muy bueno! - We were thrilled that we could drink water from the tap in Costa Rica everywhere we went.  Laurie had to whack me with a broom to get me to stop turning the water on and off in the kitchen when we first learned that we didn't have to buy bottled water everywhere we went.

  • "Pura Vida!" - Literally, Pura Vida means "Pure Life" and it is used kind of like "cool."  A good person or thing can be described as pura vida ("Juan es pura vida") and it can be used when someone asks how you are doing ("Como estas?".... "Pura Vida!").

  • Guaro - Guaro is the local firewater, made out of sugar cane, but which is consumed, and tastes a bit like, tequila.  We tried it, but fortunately resisted the temptation to overindulge.

  • Flor de Caņa - A Nicaraguan rum that was very popular in Costa Rica, with a bit of an interesting history... story goes like this (don't know if it's true):  good ol' Ollie North is runnin' drugs and arms and what not to the Nicaraguan death squads, I mean, Freedom Fighters, and his guys on the ground needed a cover story.  So, the CIA (or whichever three-letter acronym secret agency it was) buys a rum company and runs it as a business to launder the money coming into Nicaragua.  Problem was that the rum absolutely sucked.  So, expert rum makers were brought in and the operation started churning out really good rum.  While the whole Arms-Contra thing has faded away, Flor de Caņa has not, and it is pretty damn good.  Unfortunately, we did overindulge on several occasions, and I'm pretty certain the hangovers we suffered were harsher than the slap on the wrist Ollie and his good buddy the Gipper received for lying like dogs and breaking scads of federal and international laws which resulted in the deaths of countless Nicaraguans.  And to think they made such a big deal over an fat, loose intern in the next administration... tsk..tsk..tsk...

  • Tica - This little kitty shows up one day, and despite being thin, has a rather noticeable belly.  A quick check assured us that this was a female cat, and that somewhere out there was a little boy cat who must have been pretty proud of himself for having slipped one past the goalie.  We nicknamed her Tica (not very original given that everyone in Costa Rica is either a Tico or Tica) and she came to see us pretty much every day.  Three days before we left, Tica must have had her litter because she showed up with a very slim girlish figure.  We told her to be more careful next time.
  • Insects - Costa Rica has a lot of damn bugs.  I won't list all of them, but two notable entries are the Asthma Beetles which Laurie and John both ate, and the "Mule of the Devil" (we call them "Walking Sticks" in the US).  Here's a snapshot of the little bugger...
  • Colones - Money in Costa Rica is called a Colon, and there are about 360 Colones to the US Dollar the time of this writing.  I was thrilled at one point when I got some money out of the ATM and it reported back that I had an available balance in the millions!  YAHOOO!!!  Then I realized that it was in colones.  Ay!  Carumba.  Easy come, easy go.

Fun time!

 

We really worked our butts off on the site during our time here, and there's nothing wrong with blowing off a little steam at the end of a hard work week!  Here's some shots of our Saturday Night Stogie (a new tradition... we'll see how long it lasts) and our favorite watering hole, a little place called Bar Amigos.

Our pregnant little friend, John... 

I mean, Tica.

Mulo del Diablo

 

Saturday night stogies Bar Amigos with our amigos & a bottle of Flor de Cana rum